14.6.14

Im torn.
Its gone 11.30pm and I'm in bed and I've not started my blog yet.
A very quick summary of the days activities......
Brekky.
Bathed.
Visited Chris (9 dogs in one house!!)
Lunch.
Chatted.
Drove home.
Linzi visited.
Bedtime.
Now i know thats not entertaining.  Would you like me to tell you a joke?

A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart.
Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left nipple.
The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee.
I will be back to my normal blogging activities tomorrow, i promise. Nighty night.