23.1.14

What a hairy day! Ive had about 4 inches cut off my bonce, and I've bought a wig. Me Linda cut me hair! We had fun. Im surprised I'm not already bald after all the laughing we did whilst she was cutting it! We went and got some lunch and then found the wig shop in Westbourne, Mwah. Nice name! The wig was not what i would have thought id buy for myself, but i love it. I won't be wearing it till I'm bald tho, so you'll have to wait for it to be unveiled. Ive decided she should have a name. I think Rapunzel would be good. 

"Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down your hair!"