24.8.14

FRIDAY - Had a day out with Rochelle. She can talk for England! I thought i was bad. But nice day at Toad Hall. Home then to prepare for Rachel, Mark, Linzi, Simon, Sarah and Mark coming round for a chinese takeaway. Oh it was wonderful. So good. Not had one for years. A chinese i mean. Sundaes to follow. Various ice creams, sauces and toppings such as smarties, maltesers, meringue, marsh mallows, flakes, wafer fingers and cream. The maltesers went missing...... Mark flipping Coughlan. And my Cava also went missing..... Rachel flipping Coughlan. She assured me it was her wine, poured into a virgin glass by her own fair hands!!! Liar liar pants on fire.  I did however get some lovely Lillies and Asters. It was a very nice evening and i managed to stay up till gone 12.
SATURDAY - After a late night, i decided on a lay in. So late in fact, that i didn't get up until it was time to bath ready for Adrians 50th birthday bash. I was trying to decide what fancy dress outfit i could wear. The theme was 70's, 80's and 90's pop stars. How may popstars do you know with as little hair as i am sporting at the mo. Cilla Black and Petula Clark. Short hair but they wear structured clothes, and the only thing i could wear thats structured at the mo would be scaffolding! I decided my best bet was Miley Cyrus. Bald and no clothes. So i did Miley with her clothes on.  It went well until Ali, the party host, told us we had to sing a song belonging to the star that we were impersonating.
Wrecking ball - naked and twerking on a demolition ball. Luckily i gave it a miss.
SUNDAY - lunch with Julie at Peters Finger in Lytchett Minster. Sat nav took me to Upton, about mile and half away. Very useful. But i found the place and one roast pork later i was stuffed and unable to fit in a dessert. Lovely to see Julie.  Came home and managed to do some more gardening until it got cold and dark ish. And then indoors to chill with the girls who managed to spend the evening arguing over, and chewing a plastic burger toy.